Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Fix

 This came as a private email. I think it makes sense so I'll blog it:


Subject: The Fix

 BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET.....From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age. We aren't useless yet.

 The Fix

 There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
 2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

 It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S.. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!



 God Bless America!

 "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and

 to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God,

 indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

 If you can read this -Thank a teacher!

If you can read this in English thank a soldier!!!

 "LIVE FREE OR DIE"

1 comment:

  1. This is just brilliant! Although the financial crisis hasn't affected Cyprus - at least not yet - I believe that the world's governments should have a second thought on how to spend the taxes they receive from the average citizen.

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